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b_llc 3 days ago [-]
A stateless pattern I use to batch telemetry at the edge while driving Cloudflare write costs to zero.
fwlr 5 hours ago [-]
Cool pattern. Critics will say “falsehoods programmers believe about time” but it’s a cloud service, any time oddity that would break this would also break a lot more important stuff, so it’s fine.
Ugly code though.